"i have a new thing to do in class
when people behind me are talking loudly, i just open up microsoft word and in really big font
start commenting on their conversation.
they stopped talking real quick when they saw i thought ashley was a bad friend too"
– my life
"Eman quoting Groucho Marx: “I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member.”
Me: “I am skeptical of any school that accepts me as their student"
carb-cycling is so hard… hopefully this will make it easier